you've been watching too many crime solving shows when...

1. You're driving on the road and you pass something on the side of the road that looks suspiciously like a body wrapped in a carpet.

2. You're shopping for cereal at the grocery store and you wonder if the police will come calling one day because your fingerprints are all over a box of cereal found in the trash of a bad guy who skipped town and had to be traced by complex garbage analysis.

3. Every time you see a cable truck you wonder if it might be a bad guy on a stakeout or maybe a good guy staking out the bad guy that is staking out in the cable truck you passed a block back.

4. You pause when the light turns green in case a high speed chase might go racing by.

5. You consider collecting experimental data about on-the-fly algorithms for deciding how to get home from the yarn store in the most efficient way based on which lights are red.

Ok maybe that last one is not so much about too much tv watching and a little more about too much researching. Best to just stick with starting new knitting projects. Coincidentally I was having a last minute doubt about 'too much' vs 'to much' so I did a google search on "too much" just to make sure (the grammer by populr google opinion method) and the 4th hit was about having too much wool. Not that that can actually happen.