country quirks

Things I will miss when I move from the country at the end of the summer:
1. How in parking lots (with potholes bigger than garbage can lids) people manage to park in such a way that half as many cars fit as would fit in a suburban lot of the same size and a third as many as would fit in an urban lot.
2. How people put their trash out a full 24 hours before the garbage man comes to flaunt the fact that they pay to have their garbage picked up rather than driving it to the dump. city slickers.
3. The fliers I receive weekly in the mail for either tractor related equipment or instant aluminum barns.
4. Cow crossing signs (not so much the actual cows).
5. Being the only person in the food store not wearing camo and/or fluorescent orange.